Ive been in recovery from drugs, alcohol, and Men. Lost touch with friends. Men are like Cocaine to me.
Why I need to be single to focus.
98.7 The Party Line by Belle & Sebastian
Ranch is my favorite Cocaine.
Thats Men now 50+, theyre stable not manic, no nervous energy, not on edge.
Keith was MY RANCH COCAINE I FOUND HIM FIRST.
Im REALLY PICKY.
Im nauceous now.
Fasting this week and running need to lose 20lbs be a size 0-2
And keep throwing grenades all week long at women who steal men from me, because they feel good making me hurt.
They need sex I dont. Thats the difference.
I told Keith all I needed in life was a Companion.
Dont come crying to me when you get Cancer. Your choice to leave me.
And thats why he's in Rehab now.
He lost his butt, his stomach got mushy, his eyes water, has to get spray tan, and his ____ is limp now.
I didnt have to ask what happened I JUST STARTED FIGHTING ONLINE THROWING GRENADES.
Im Keith's Boyfriend. REALLY OVERPROTECTIVE.
Keith is MINE. He's only up for short term leases. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
I DONT CARE WHO HE FUCKS SO LONG AS HES RETURNED IN THE SAME CONDITION.
And PAY HIM.
I buy him $200 sweatshirts and $50 T Shirts. Keiths going rate is $200/hour
Keith a good rule of thumb is that if they cant afford you they dont have medical insurance and dont get tested for STDs between partners, and not worth your time.
He needs to pay rent and lost a Client BECAUSE HE WAS CHEATING ON ME.
I know my boyfriend is a High Class Hooker. I dont care. Leave me alone. Its a tough economy. Takes one to know one. Im not possessive. I get him. We make people feel good, thats our job. We have that much in common.
I told Taylor Swift to contact Keith. He's fun, really on point, a hard worker, and he's cute. Fun to work with. Diligent, great time management skills, someone youd want on your team. He's up by 8 am and in bed by 12, and Sober. She needs someone like Keith to help her find a boyfriend, Keith is a good person, good people attract good people. I love Keith, he would look after Taylor, be a good supportive friend. Very attentive. And Keith needs work and guidance. He has low self esteem, insecure. He likes working on projects. He has a Dog, works from home mostly. Very private. Hes a REALLY NICE PERSON like me so he is easily distracted, misguided, doesnt play games not manipulative, doesnt gossip, not negative, always positive, he prays, he was really down when I met him just got divorced, always really excited to see me spend time with me, he watches TV shows, likes all kinds of music, plays guitar, and has 20 or something Clients, so a great multi-tasker. Very professional. And Seth Meyers is one of his clients.