Rand's like, "Of course we know you're your favorite salad dressing is Ranch, Leslie!" .... they made a whole movie dedicated to Ranch Dressing!
Please Note: Multiple interpretations intended.
Hi Senator Rand Paul. Hope you're doing well.
I had a REALLY BIG crush on Senator Rand Paul Summer 2013, at the time I met Keith. Then I lost touch with him. I used to send him FAN MAIL.
Thanks FOX NEWS for giving Senator Rand Paul a lot of TV Time :) That was exciting!
Go team Candy Bar!
He gave his hours long Filibuster AFTER I visited The US Supreme Court. (Re: Senator Rand Paul's Filibuster).
Thanks Super Johnny!
Sure no problem.
I tagged GO CU BUFFS! Carved it in the snow on the sidewalk with my foot and took a picture, on a sidewalk in Washington DC.
Thanks Super Johnny!
Sure no problem University of Colorado.
Im gonna go to McDonalds now, get my tummy back, and cry driving my mini van around West Los Angeles. (Movie: Juno).
I really love Rand and Rubio for US.
Order a number two with a medium side of fries. Yes sir, Senator Marco Rubio. And cut back on photo journaling, then maybe they wont steal your boyfriends and talk shit about you.
Wolf of Wallstreet is about Leslie in New York City in Marilyn Monroe's Suite at The Waldorf Towers 2013. I gave a speech out front and in the middle of Times Square alone. And had an affair with a Banker, Financial Advisor, he had the big corner Office in 2010. And Wells Fargo got sued by The Government HUGE Real Estate Case in the Paper.
And American Hustle is about Keith dating two women at once.
Then Larry Flynt put up a big LFP on top of his building, used to say ROAR, and they put up ROAR on top of Phil's old building.
The little things in life that make me feel special.
I sat in his Office once and played XBOX.
Now I play XBOX in Century City with President Sunbag.
Call me Mr. Flynt. Mr. Larry Flynt.
Nice to meet you.
Welcome to my Green Room.
Sugar Daddy Publications we're now Incorporated.
Im EVERYONES Sugar Daddy.
Ive finally met my match in life, my Boss, Sunbag.
I met him on Ourtime.com
Phil, thanks for allowing me to share private information about our interaction online. Hope youre doing well. Im sorry, I should have never left you, the other boys made me VERY sick.
Easy on the Jelly Molly.
Dude you hurt his feelings.
Enough with the who which jokes.
Im such an asshole.
Ya and she dresses like a school teacher. Such a tease. She's so fucking annoying.
Im either attentive or in work mode not attentive. Which is better? Work mode. How you dress is how you should be attentive, not pay attention.
I need to run today. My head hurts.
Most intense Cardboard game ever.
Justin Bieber should have won the Grammy. Now he has drug and alcohol problems. How could they let him fall through the cracks like that.