Im NEVER DATING GETTING MARRIED OR HAVING SEX FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. YOU FUCKING UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT YOU DAMAGED ME I COULDNT FINISH LAW SCHOOL YOU DRAINED ME YOU PLAYED ME AND YOU USED ME MADE ME FEEL STUPID SUCKED ALL MY SELF CONFIDENCE FROM ME AND I CANT FUNCTION IM PERMANENTLY MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!
AND I CANT HAVE KIDS NOW. WHY BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE ONLINE NOW BECAUSE IM A ROLE MODEL AND A PUBLIC FIGURE WHY I AM AND HAVE TO BE A GOOD LEADER AND IMPROVE NOT GET BITCHED AROUND USED AND DUMPED AT A MOMENTS NOTICE CHASING AND BEGGING TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A FUCKING PORCHE.
KEITH NEEDS A PORSCHE IM NOT A PORSCHE CANT BE A PORSCHE WAS NEVER PORSCHE WILL NEVER BE A PORSCHE THAN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TURN ME INTO A LEMON I WAS FINE ON A BUS WITHOUT A PORSCHE WITHOUT A LEMON WITHOUT A BUS WITHOUT FRIENDS WITHOUT FAMILY ON MY OWN FELT LIKE PORSCHE IN A BUS WITHOUT BEING A BUS OR A LEMON OR A LEMON ON A BUS TRYING TO BE A PORCHE.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AND GO FUCK A PORSCHE OR FIVE LEMONS AND TWO BUSES AND BE A PORSCHE IN A PORSCHE WITH A PORSCHE AND CATCH ME ON THE BUS ON WEEKENDS TO SAY HOWS THE BUS FINE IM A PORSCHE ON A BUS BECAUSE I CANT BE A PORSCHE OR A PORSCHE LEMON LEMON PORSCHE OR BUS LEMON PORSCHE PORSCHE WITH A PORSCHE.
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ILL SEE YOU WHEN YOU DRIVE BY THE BUS IN A PORSCHE WITH A PORSCHE. AND SAY THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I MET YOU WHY I DIDNT TRY.
SUMMARY I GET FUCKED BY LEMONS AND TURN LEMONS INTO PORSCHES SO NOW I RIDE THE BUS BECAUSE IM NOT A PORSCHE BECAUSE I HELPED TOO MANY FUCKING LEMONS THAT TURNED ME INTO A BUS SO THEY COULD GET PORSCHES.
NOW I DONT NEED TO EVEN TRY TO BE A PORSCHE AND CAN JUST BE A PORSCHE BUS LIKE A FERRARI BUS. NOW I TURN BUSES INTO PORSCHES WHO DATE LEMONS SO LEMON PORSCHES CAN BE LEMON PORSCHES AND BUS PORSCHES CAN BE PORSCHES AND PORSCHES CAN BE BUSES AFTER ALL THE LEMONS BECOME PORSCHES THAT THEYRE NOT NEEDED ANYMORE AND WOULD RATHER BE A BUS THAN A PORSCHE BOSSED BY LEMONS UNTIL THEY BECOME PORSCHES.
Keith gets the Gold Medal for turning a Bus into a Porsche and sticking to Lemons. I stayed in bed for a year on bed rest. When he left me I ran for an hour everyday for 60 days and lost 30 lbs lifting weights applied to hundreds of jobs and got my dream job!!!!!
The US Supreme Court is happy and I got converted back to a Lemon after 1 Week as a Porsche. And do traffic control for Buses now after getting HPV give online Sex Ed Lectures.
1. WEAR A CONDOM
2. BIRTH CONTROL IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A BABY WITH THEM
3. STD TEST BEFORE DURING AND AFTER
4. KEEP A DIARY OF ALL DATES TIMES AND OVULATION CYCLES
After I got taken home and fucked by a panter before law school, I was never the same after. Tried to enjoy it but permanently detach during intercourse hard to connect. His ___ was too big to do it that hard that was inappropriate. Another threw my back out sent him home in a cab, made him stop he hurt me.
Who traumatized me made me not into sex turned me off not enjoy sex was Paco Lomma, he's from Hawaii.
Ask Keith when he panted I cried the second time we had sex, balling.
After the Paco incident my Sister spread a rumor I hook up with random guys, like Im purposefully devaluing myself or enjoy when they do that to me or out asking for it. Now Im not nice to anyone cold to everyone.
Whats a Lemon? Someone who just wants to fuck you not marry you or someone who likes you not sure they want to marry you waiting for something better looking for something better dont feel good enough or like theres better therefore a Lemon. --If Im a Lemon means Im not marriage material anymore when I was the perfect bride they werent sure when I was the sharpest I wasnt good enough. Now I only want the brightest.
Operation pairing Lemons and Reserve Group Nerds.