Was originally Norms 2013-2014, and now Taco Bell in 2015.
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Georgy Porgy (feat. Faith Evans) by Eric Benet
Song came out, while dating George Nelson.
Im in the chubby faze of Love, eating too much. Gaining weight.
Faze 1 is Anorexia, dropped 10lbs down 40 lbs total, when I started working.
Next on my current playlist is Dancing Queen by ABBA.
Self Administered LIPOSUCTION 2014 was a SUCCESS dropped 40lbs, look like I did in 8th, 9th Grade. WOW!
ALL CARDIO AND ONLY BREAKFAST and a snack at night.
I dont believe in Soul Mates, key phrase in Dancing Queen, "any guy could be that guy." Im compatible with A LOT OF PEOPLE all types of people. Im picky.
Some dumb whore broke Keith's FAT COCK. I HOPE YOU DIE!!!! I was so devastated I went to the PSYCH WARD FOR 14 days and SUICIDAL, lysoling myself BUGGING felt CLOSTROPHOBIC!!!!
Same injury happened to my Ex Boyfriends, BRAD, ROB AND AARON. Were not able to get HARD or STAY HARD after a certain point.
Girls who do that END up with your mate, and break chemistry you had with your mate.
I dont suck dick. But if you injure my boyfriend I have to and THEN FOUND OUT HE HAS HPV. I HOPE YOU DIE YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!
I REFUSE TO BE ANYONES WHORE. Why I dont talk to ANYONE anymore. NO BOYFRIEND. REFUSE TO GET MARRIED. GOODBYE COCK!!!!!!
Im Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance
Make sure youre watching AMERICAN PORN they might be misdirecting you on purpose YOU FUCKING MORONS STOP RAPING EACHOTHER!!!!
Last conversation in bed with Keith, he said he might be moving, and probably getting rid of his Couch. (Movie: Monsters Ball).
Feedback by Janet
EVERY WHORE NEEDS TO READ THIS BLOG POST.
Now I feel like vomiting!
Tribal Shock (Perry O'Neil Remix) by Katana
And thats how I got knighted Sir Leslie Douglas via my Boyfriend. (1)
Just make love to me. Why do they just fuck the shit out of me?!? Like I deserve it. What the FUCK IS WRONG with you guys? (2)
LT FISCHMAN REPORTING TO DUTY. (3)
The WAR is IN THE BEDROOM!!!! (4)
This is me BACKSTABBING EX LOVERS WITH MY STILETTO. (5)
Aaron was an UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT. - COCKY. (6)
(98.7) Riptide by Vance Joy (7)
You can HAVE MY BOYFRIENDS -NOW LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE YOU FUCKING JEALOUS WHORES!!!!
Stop coming on to my boyfriends IN FRONT OF ME YOU DISRESPECTFUL CRUEL WOMEN why I left Rob, Aaron, and Keith.
FLIRTS are SO FUCKING ANNOYING my BIGGEST PET PERVE. Hence all the DRAMATIC (purposefully dramatic) die whore jokes.
I dont fight with women its a waste of my fucking time and energy to compete with women. I dont really give a fuck (In my Best Scottish Accent). THERES PLENTY OF COCK IN THE SEA. I just leave and move on. (8)
Theyre trying to kill me, they wont Stop. And they keep making me suicidal, in my face, try to intimidate me. I dont get jealous. I have a beautiful face and a great body I dress down I dont flirt, why the fuck are you hostile toward me. (9)
Theyre trying to kill me, they wont Stop. And they keep making me suicidal, in my face, try to intimidate me. I dont get jealous. I have a beautiful face and a great body I dress down I dont flirt, why the fuck are you hostile toward me.
WOMEN ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!
Dancing Queen by ABBA
WE REQUIRE A LOT OF ATTENTION POSITIVE NEGATIVE FROM EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE FUCKING PLANET TO FEEL GOOD INSIDE.
All in, Im done. Men dont know what they want always want something better. So I lost 40 lbs and now dating my Boss (in my mind). (10)
Theyre trying to kill me, they wont Stop. And they keep making me suicidal, in my face, try to intimidate me. I dont get jealous. I have a beautiful face and a great body I dress down I dont flirt, why the fuck are you hostile toward me. (11)
Johnny is Dead by Q-Tip (12)
Meet my new boyfriend.
Jimmy John's is my favorite, btw.
He's still being molded. He's so cute when he's mad.
I cant remember the last time I was scared or intimidated. He's great, love him so much. (13)
I slept in their driveway last night, noisy people on the street, disrupted my sleep.
Theres ONLY 5-10 women whove wronged me in my life.
I would pay anything for a Dinosaur Bone ring. (14)
This is the first time I had a crush on a Boss and he touched me. So that EXPLAINS everything else.
GO TEAM. Everything is a learning experience.
This is not like oh I think I like him. But I talked about it so much I totally killed the chemistry. Now everythings back to normal.
He was REALLY CUTE today. He's a good looking man. Very handsome. I dont look up 99% of the tine face down in my notebook. -I only need one Attorney to make a Dream Team. If you are ALWAYS HONEST, FAITHFUL, and NEVER LIE, you have no problem MAKING A GREAT ATTORNEY and/or PARALEGAL.
NOTE PERSONALITY DEFECT: I overinflate the truth usually to discount or draw attention away from an isolated occurance in life to normalize an experience by overpopulating the truth when really its just this one time Ive liked soneone and ___ myself. Usually occurs when there is no one or my boyfriend is MIA and cant get ahold of them, miss them.
Now Im the dude dancing in the music video to Hideaway by Kiesza. I used to be the one walking through. (15)
Hot by Inna
Go ZOOKEEPER Boss, I almost Mauled a chick fucking my boyfriend. Thanks for helping me move on. (16)
Who knew my honey was in CENTURY CITY the past 8 years hiring interns. Totally missed him in his roaring 50s.
You couldve run for President had you met me 8 years ago. My favorite ski school instructor. Pizza French Fries. Its like getting left on the slopes at age 3, had to walk back to Sierre Nevada Condo by myself holding my skies in my boots.
Mamma Mia by ABBA
He's slammed the door before, I get reprimanded. Ive been in a fog for a couple months giving up.
(97.1) In the Dark by Dev
HPV FREE & CELIBATE FOR LIFE!!!!!!
I put on big frame glasses first in law school. A Dior pair from my Eye Doctor's Office in Long Beach. In 2010.
Everyday feels like Im playing Baseball, I just keep still look straight ahead!!!!!!!! FROZEN STIFF ONE EXPRESSION.
Yeah I did not end up Muriel but her friend in the Wheel Chair. Thats unfortunate. Ill be okay. - Im Muriel in a wheel chair.
Senator Rand Paul was a swimmer as a child.
Waterloo by ABBA
Mamma Mia by ABBA
Wrote for my first case yesterday via Attorney. Soon will be able to write on my own again like in 2008. Still in recovery from a brain freeze stroke May 2014.
Rand's a Hero.
Thank you for responding to Operation CTFD :)
I needed help CALMING THE FUCK DOWN.
I felt safest in February when Id hear Rand screaming at everyone. I forget when. Thanks NSA.
Send your boys to UCLA. At least one. I got a B in Psychobiology at UCLA its not that hard. Theyll be fine. And theres TONS OF AA meetings where they can meet women, SOBER WOMEN. We need them to write a Thesis on Alcoholism and Addiction. And send one to CU Boulder and go to Law School there.
In College I studied in the CU BOULDER LAW SCHOOL LIBRARY. And send the youngest to AMERICAN UNIVERSITY in DC.
And Barack send one to HOWARD and one to AMERICAN UNIVERSITY.
American University was my FIRST CHOICE.
KIDS NO SEX UNTIL 21!!!!!!!!
BEST BOYFRIEND I MET AT WORK WE'D SAY I LOVE YOU TO EACHOTHER.
Rands boys should hang out with Obamas girls. They need friends.
His boys are cute. Would be fun for them.
Estb social network now BEFORE COLLEGE.
Barack get a Pool Table.
Your kids should be like me at 29 INDEPENDENT CAN TALK TO ANYONE AND ASSERTIVE AND ON TOP OF THINGS. Minus SEX DRUGS AND ALCOHOL how you get embarrassed and taken advantage of lose confidence and/or end up with mental health issues.
Education and As MAKE YOU POWERFUL as an Adult. And youll be able to date ANYONE YOU WANT. -Its lonely youll cry and feel left out BUT STAY FOCUSED! From here forward YOUR PARENTS ARE YOU BEST FRIENDS how I survive stay driven.
(104.3) Happy by Pharrell Williams
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