Submitted Joke By: Leslie A. Fischman > Shred it rightfully so, deleted rightfully so. #PrivateFuture
These things happen upon awakening to any one number of events which cause us discomfort and lack of satisfaction in life, fulfillment lost or ability to achieve. One steps down to help another step up, or one conforms to a set of false beliefs about oneself and then proves them wrong. For everytime shot > I retard back chuckle and tell DJ AM #DWTS jokes, because it makes me and the Eiffel Tower feel better, the #MonaLisa winks at me: Way’d it go. #France loves me. “You will lose!” I shouted out my window in High School from a Hotel Room in Paris. #LanceArmstrong. I was drunk on wine tickets at wine tasting night, printed more tickets for me and my friends at a local kinkos. So we could get drunk. He was in town for the #BikeRace.