OF PRESIDENT TRUMP
Corporate ByLaws for President Trump (My BFF on Facebook via Text Message: POTUS Donald J. Trump) by: Leslie A. Fischman, Date: 11/02/17.
I hereby declare President Trump an ally to The United States of America and hereby so ratify him a Member of MYMOLLYDOLL, in the capacity as his chosen title BFF.
Repeat the Following Out Loud to Your Nearest Witness:
- I am not responsible for the actions, behavior, whereabouts, and writings of mymollydoll.com and her constituent following and those influenced by her writings.
- I am not responsible in the event she is dumped to rescue her or coddle her.
- I am not responsible in the event there is a Terrorist Attack because of the Movies: Clueless, Mean Girls, Black Swan, Billy Madison, The Social Network, Truman Show, and Step Brothers.
- I am not responsible for Countries affected by mymollydoll.com.
- I am not responsible for the choices Leslie Fischman makes while writing.
- I am not her boyfriend and I am not her Husband, we are not bound by any rings.
- I am not responsible for maintaining sobriety during the term of my Presidency.
- I am not responsible for following the rules and writings of mymollydoll.com
- I am not responsible for putting up or taking down any writings of mymollydoll.com and I am not responsible for her belongings and records.
- I am not responsible for providing aide, in the event of an emergency to mymollydoll.com, I am only to be an observer, confidant, and there for her, a listener. I am not required to respond to her, make jealous, make passes, or exclude her from her civic responsibilities online, which are to make blogs.
- I am not her HRC, her HRC approved is Weebly, Twitter, Facebook, and SCOTUS, Members of CSPAN’s Anonymous: MYMOLLYDOLL (Since 2013).
- I am not to arrest, provocate, make willing, dismember, or injure her likelihoods.
- I am not her friend or partner in crime, but only her associate to #WorldPeace.
- I am her only friend, who she reports to everyday, and it is known to everyone.
- I am not to cajole or make her improper in standing, we are not to sex tape.
- I am not to imitate or make fun of her experiences in life or that of others related to her, as punishment for their misbehavior, she is responsible for consequences.
- I am to be her sole friend for the next two years until she moves to Washington DC, and finishes her LLM, and acquires a job in DC approved accepted by SCOTUS, and DC Law Students in Court already (2011, and 2013 respectively).
- I am not to interfere or question her motives, or decisions, as a blogger for USA.
- I am not to interfere or question her choices to whom she provides information to.
- I am not to make sudden movements, or changes to my writings as a result, only to provide more in addition to and as in support of her motions for world peace.
Facebook Heading: ByLaws for #PresidentTrump by #lesliefischman #mymollydoll (Juliette FYI).