Is about my 48 year old boyfriend inviting me to his friends house, who's in Finance, after work, to hang out. Song came out right after.
And I was sober for a year and had Nyquil once, and they put that in a song, "cough syrup," they know everything.
Today I felt like IF YOU HURT ME IM GONNA HURT YOU, an attitude acquired. But NEVER RESPOND THAT WAY.
I refuse to be pressured to live in a SHOOT OR BE SHOT. BUT IM TIRED OF BEING SHOT.
I dont need to SHOOT HER, I have a new boyfriend now. My Boss.
My Boss pulled me out of THE WAR ON WHORES.
IF YOURE GOING TO HELL YOURE GOING TO HELL JUST DONT TAKE ME THERE WITH YOU.
GO TEAM SUNBAG!!!!!!
IF YOU FUCK OR ARE FUCKING MY BOSS DONT TELL ME LET ME KNOW OR TALK TO ME. AS FAR AS I KNOW YOU DONT EXIST AND KEEP IT THAT WAY. HE'S LIKE MY HUSBAND I DONT HAVE SEX WITH AND WE HAVE KIDS IN COLLEGE.
Bye Keith, thank you.
6-11 years. Im on Team Sunbag =
Tired get a B12 shot what my Mom gets
Will you marry me? You can take my last name. Welcome to the family.
Im mentally ill. I need to be with someone who can help me take good care of myself. Its dangerous to leave me alone.
Why I moved home got sick while dating Aaron, looked so unhealthy drained and looked drained dating Keith. Im glowing again healthy.
You gotta play dirty growing up a Fischman in this town.
From here forward, no niceties, no favors, do not overcompensate, no benefit of the doubt, do not sacrifice your needs for others, do not over exert yourself, do not try hard. Do not go out of your way for anyone. And be nice to everyone. And my Dad uses the silent treatment.
Hold the Freud jokes. He's not like my Dad at all but just as brilliant and hardworking and focused.
His light went out last week. So need to light him back up. THINK BIG
A drug dealer gave me 2 pills why I dont sleep anymore. Its okay. Im like a Vampire look young dont need sleep a machine.
Mrs. Packer! Molly Packer
Hes way cooler than me.
Im great at the overkill and stupid jokes and specialize in TMI
TMI too much information
The only other person who looks as tired as me and with enthusiasm for life is Barack Obama, like we got the lights punched out of us.
If I dont feel good he wont feel good.
Freud is hereby declared a PARASITE
Teaching Hitler in school to my sister, THAT SCHOOL IS HEREBY DECLARED A PARASITE.
MINI ME NOOOOO!!!! This way to the light.
Stage 1: Burning Books like Colonial Times.
Pre-nup: 0 to Leslie, all my belongings and computers to RH.