Monica took on job she couldnt handle in public. But heres the sex tape. This is a really dirty job. But someones gotta write this. Free the Press. We had a multi-layered hostage situation.
Lunchtime. We need to take a break. Breathe. Keep up the good work troops!
"Which" joke pun intended. (Which President?) I work for two Presidents, Im an ABA Paralegal, I report to two Presidents daily.
And submitted one vote for Gay Marriage. And The US Supreme Court approved Gay Marriage.
I love my Boss because I thought I was Gay, now I know Im not (and most Women annoy me and/or are mean to me talk shit about me) just havent found the right person.
NSA goes. Yeah Molly was Gay in 2010 and in 2013, but thats just between us. And Google knows too. Thanks guys for being there for me. I know now Im not Gay. I just gave up on Men.
Welcome to LA, USA. We handle things differently in this town than the rest of the Country. Requires an Ambassador. Im a Volunteer US Ambassador in LA.
Guys, our Food Stations get graded. I mean come on guys. This is a REALLY heavily monitored protected zone. Im definitely an ally. Dont bitch about my warning system, theres a warning, and if an attack follows by another not by me, thats why a warning was given. If Im struggling I need help I need to talk. Make sense. Not talking for purposes of making others feel stupid or look bad. What happens happens and if it comes up thats because its relevant if its not relevant to me than it has nothing to do with whats relevant to why you were mentioned, if mentioned its to determine why if recognized discussed explained and no criminal activity involved and no illegal acts committed is there justification for making or assuming there was or is or ever existed a wrongdoing to prompt discussion of why Im experiencing hardship. Talking here, because my hardships are outside of my control and continued discussion because Im permanently damaged and then damaged again and again like I deserve to be damaged. Where do you get the authority to make that determination. Who are your sources? -Why Im alone. Because I dont trust my significant others. Why? Because I never see them. There are no secrets. I have a very paranoid family defensive, theyre allowed to make me look bad talk shit, but if I say anything that could be misinterpreted everyone turns on me, except my parents. When I dont get along with one, I dont talk to anyone in my family. But I miss my parents. But this is more important. I am my parents' (Cora & Ron's) Secretary of State and my Dad lives in a big white Persian house in Brentwood. Perfect. I scrubbed the patio during finals there was so much mold saw gold freckles whats that scrubbed and it was all green. I care, take care of my family.
What happened to the window seat? A Judge came a Judge of 17 years, to take a case work at that desk.
We lost a few US Supreme Court Justices I noticed. Lets take it WAYYY BACK guys.
When I wasnt being good the NSA wired my phone got incoming conversations. Low frequency. To make me paranoid and talk. Thanks for the push guys.
Good is writing on my website. Bad is writing on Twitter. I know this now, because I dont hear any incoming conversations anymore.
Its like Torture. Smart.
Okay, Jack you can pass Go and collect $200. Im a little traumatized. But Clarissa will explain it all. And I have copies of my feeds and you have copies of my feeds. And I have tagged all feeds with tweets that draw reg flags either not written by me or potential to be misunderstood. So good to go. Ill be back.
I was writing the whole time but my Mom made money owns Twitter stock. Smart. Should learn how to make money. Cant be a Laker Girl my whole life.
Now everythings back to normal.
But Im sick now.
Why? Keith left me. I worked so hard to get better. And as soon as I got the job he left. (No thats not Karma, I left Aaron so he could get the job at the DAs office, why? Because I have beef with Marcia Clarke for not allowing my Mom to testify. I go is it because of me, broke up, and he got his dream job. Im not stupid I understand these little Political issues).
If I didnt date Keith, I wouldnt have Cancer and I wouldnt be sick physically ill right now and wouldnt have relapsed on Cocaine and now Im scared Im gonna die.
What are you a hitman?
The Nightmare Before Christmas took 10 years to make and was a claymation and so did Avatar, took 10 years to make.
Im a shark (like a sharp shooter of things people say that dont make sense to make me think about what they meant by that to get me to obsess over nothing so they feel powerful like they have control and make me feel confused). I fly under the radar. IM AMAZING ON THE INSIDE. But you cant tell from the outside and I downplay myself. I get stepped on a lot. The life of a doormat.
Im NOT a hustler. -
No Im not bipolar. This is all real. No support. Just Monica to Barack Correspondence.
His Ex Wife had HPV. Okay. Now Im going to hell, for not making you wear a condom.
I guess that puts me on Team B: Im going to hell who's coming with me.
(I was on Team A: If you're going to hell you're going to hell just don't take me there with you).
Set up by LA TIMES BOOK REVIEW. Check our his Ex. You can do this. Talk to him, they keep putting you down. Thats how I got that idea. If not for that article would not think to contact him.
Hillary left so he gets a Monica. (Another knee slapper joke, not that funny, thats the point)
No News is Good News.
That was the - dream inside joke and wrote a speech by August 2013.